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Morrissey's new book is out.Much as I love the man's lyrics, he should stay away from writing novels. But his stye of prose might be oddly familiar for those who've been exposed to the very depths of slashfic excess. Here for example, is a sex scene:

“Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”

I had to LOL, really I did. :)

The full review is here:

http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2015/sep/24/morrissey-what-we-learned-about-him-from-list-of-the-lost